Furbobo Goggles
Featuring a wide frame and eye-catching orange-tinted lenses, these Furbobocom special-issue goggles are made to protect your eyes in the chaos of breaking news on site.
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A go-to piece of gear for furbo journalist Furbulitzer, its oversized lenses said to be especially effective at blocking coworkers' jealous stares.
"So it's leading the Press Corps, and even the president's wearing the same pair? Beepboop, that was the wrong call..."