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Section 1
NPC
Hey, {NICKNAME}. I rustled up some goods, you interested?
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NPC
Lemme tell ya, it's mighty fine, lit as fudge. Just crackin' open the pack, the scent hits yer noggin straight away. Then ya start droolin' like a hound, ya catch my drift. Just a whiff's enough to make ya giddy on cloud nine, taste it, and you're shootin' straight to the moon, hahahaha.
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Player
Sounds fishy. What sorta stuff is that?
PlayerAuto
Where did you get it from?
NPC
Don't go prying. Just know that it took me a heap of elbow grease. Fork it, ya've no idea how many sons of benches have been eyein' this, but today, I finally snagged it. Later, I'll have those lil' forkers hammer away at it, then seal it in a barrel and bury it deep for fermentin', else the purity would never fudgin' cut it. This here's some fine goods, can't let it be squandered on them shirt-for-brains, heh heh heh
System
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Where did you get these goodies!? Hand them over now!
This is too suspicious. Get rid of them, now!
Player
Where did you get these goodies!? Hand them over now!
NPC
Fudge, I'll be hornswoggled. What in tarnation do I gain from givin' it to ya, huh? Have I got bats in my belfry or what? You takin' me for a born fool? Heh, I forkin' reckon not!
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Player
I'm calling the cops then
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NPC
You fudgin' threatenin' me, pardner? Pullin' this stunt, huh? Well, shirt, I be forked. Aight, aight, you've got spunk, I like that. A ranger oughta shoot straight, not dilly-dally with all that fudgin' horsefeathers, hahahaha.
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NPC
Alrighty, it's yers. Shucks. Be here sharp at three system hours tonight, just you, nobody else. I'll shoot ya the coordinates later.
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NPC
Don't you dare waste it, y'hear, or we're gonna have words. This here's malt juice squeezed from premium Lufur watermelon, and in an entire Amber Era, ya be lucky to harvest two yields at best. Don't go wastin' it now. Saved myself just one bottle. Not a drop to spare, you got me? Ugh, shucks.
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