Section 1

NPC
NPC
{NICKNAME}, are you there?
NPC
NPC
I'd like to talk to you for a bit
NPC
NPC
So, your sword
Player
Player
It's a ball bat
NPC
NPC
Your bat sword
NPC
NPC
Seems to be always saying strange things
NPC
NPC
It's not like something that a sword might say
Player
Player
Because it's a bat, not a sword
NPC
NPC
Grandpa says that swords have no fixed shape
NPC
NPC
But I can't quite see through your sword
NPC
NPC
Its vibe is pretty sharp and straightforward
NPC
NPC
But it seems somewhat contradictory at the same time
NPC
NPC
Its contradiction is filled with joy
NPC
NPC
Yet that joy seems to have a tinge of bitterness to it
Player
Player
Just lay it on me straight, master. What's wrong with my baby?
NPC
NPC
Nothing's wrong
NPC
NPC
You've taught it well
NPC
NPC
But...
NPC
NPC
Its emotions are quite elusive
NPC
NPC
"It's mid!"
NPC
NPC
"So peak!"
NPC
NPC
"S-tier!"
NPC
NPC
"F-tier!"
Player
Player
NPC
NPC
All of the above are words said by your bat sword
NPC
NPC
That's why I want to interact with it more
NPC
NPC
The more I think about it, the more urgent it feels
NPC
NPC
I think I shall come and look for you right this moment
NPC
NPC
See you later