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Interastral Peace Appliances — There are only three years left in this Amber Era's big sale! Limited coupons are now available, each worth 200 credits! The smart toilet for outdoor camping and off-roading usage is now on sale for the low price of 25,000,000 credits!
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Interastral Peace Appliances — With coupon savings, the combatant humanoid bipedal microwave oven will only cost 32,999,999 credits! Also available are the 25-credit coupons, which are good for the entire online store!
Player
Player
Ahh, I knew it
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PlayerAuto
Not these spams again! Have they run out of other things to do?
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???
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Player
?
PlayerAuto
PlayerAuto
Say something. Don't just send question marks
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Hold on. Been a while since I chatted with anyone. I'm kinda in shock still
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Are you really from Jarilo-VI? Didn't you all die off?
Player
Player
Wait, who are you? How did you get my number?
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Oh. Hahaha, I'm just a salesperson from Interastral Peace Appliances I'm the 56th liaison officer assigned for Jarilo-VI, and my job is to observe that planet and distribute ads there
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But in the 78 years since I was deployed to this post, I've never received a single reply I thought you lot all went extinct cuz of the blizzard lol
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Now that fate has brought us together, would you be interested in getting some home appliances? We're currently having a sale and will return 50 credits for every 50,000 spent. It's a good deal
Player
Player
Nope. I'm busy
PlayerAuto
PlayerAuto
No, sorry
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No problem. If you ever need anything, just let me know!

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